fast carA fast car, a muscle car, was all she’d wanted. A ’55 Porsche Super Speedster in red, a veritable gas guzzler. Acquired. Her name’s Jane…Mar 28, 2021Mar 28, 2021
us, verminOur house is a cramped, filthy place in a suburban ghetto. It’s the best.Mar 10, 2021Mar 10, 2021
literally, the worstI open my eyes to an 120-degree, steadycam vision blurry at the edges. I’m in a diner, a window booth. There is a notification on the…Aug 24, 2020Aug 24, 2020
to apply for an enlightenment permit you need to fill in the following formsCOMMISSION FOR SUSTAINABLE MULTIVERSE DEVELOPMENT, AXIS Ω/15- Ω/16 OVERSIGHT BOARD IN CHARGE OF RESOURCE MANAGEMENTAug 3, 2020Aug 3, 2020
passageI’m an idealist. Some people, my girlfriend notwithstanding, see me as naive and gullible, a hopeless dreamer — which is ironic, come to…May 27, 2020May 27, 2020
fine knacks from victimsThere are two buttons on the touchscreen. One that says “ Proceed with dying. Be a cautionary tale.” and a second one that says “ Undo…May 12, 2020May 12, 2020
grand cafe Krants (the road to heaven is paved with bad intentions)Continuous pangs of pain traverse Lukas’ body as time grinds to a halt. A distinct smell of sulfur fills the air and he understands that…Dec 19, 2019Dec 19, 2019
lil’ azazelThe Messiah had come a second time, and he had just run over a girlscout with a steam roller.Nov 12, 2019Nov 12, 2019
a story with frank sinatra, dedicated to vacuous cardboard cutoutsI knew he was real, and apparently my fingernails knew it too, for they kept scratching me, all the time, to remind me of this, that…Nov 6, 2019Nov 6, 2019